Non-fiction
The Hakker Dispatches (17/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 017: April 2004
I wonder if EYE has a sense of humor. Can he/she take a joke, laugh, see the funny side of things? The little I know about him/her probably means "no."
Good. A person who can't laugh is usually not as clever as he/she thinks.
The Hakker Dispatches (16/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 016: March 2004
A few days ago, I was eavesdropping on an unencrypted wireless connection in the town of B. (I'm not going to tell you why, but let's say I was checking up on a clue...) Then, by complete coincidence, I picked up the following fragment of realtime IRC on my miniscreen:
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The Hakker Dispatches (15/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 015: March 2004
I've been recovering from a cold, so this one will be brief. (Once, years ago when I had a cold, my nose dripped on a computer I was taking apart... and the nose-drip short-circuited the damn thing.)
The Hakker Dispatches (14/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 014: February 2004
Funny, how things you didn't understand while living an "ordinary" life, suddenly become crystal-clear when you find yourself on the outside of society.
Like sex, for instance.
The Hakker Dispatches (13/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 013: January 2004
It's expensive to be homeless. Overnight shelters, safehouses, last-minute housing solutions, bribes and throwaway camping equipment... it all adds up. And since I don't have a bank account (EYE's got Universal Access, remember?), my money doesn't collect interest. Use it or lose it.
The Hakker Dispatches (12/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 012: January 2004
Snow outside. Cold, but pretty mild for the time of year. Not much sunlight.
I'm lying low this time of year, preparing for stuff to do when the weather improves. Half the day is spent exercising, working out, maintaining and testing gear and weapons.
The Hakker Dispatches (10/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 010: December 2003
How do you find a single female American scientist in the small Scandinavian city of M?
You use logic.
First I checked the banks ("Has my American relative been here recently?"). Then the restaurants. I bought a hot pizza. Then I checked the hotels. ("Pizza delivery to A. Lovelace!") Then the churches...
The Hakker Dispatches (9/17)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 009: November 2003
More and more pieces of the puzzle are coming together. A picture takes shape... a map of my enemy:
The Hakker Dispatches (8/18)
Posted June 5th, 2008 by JohnHakker, Dispatch 008: November 2003
F***!
I had a stolen car, stolen notebooks with phone numbers and e-mail addresses of Russian gangsters, some stolen cash... and three stolen plastic bags of heroin. Some days earlier I had come to the small town of V (a.k.a. "Shit-Pile"), in the hope of finding the local Toys 4 Eyes maintenance staff.
